Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the proscribed Indigenous People
of Biafra group, IPOB, has said the positions of the President, Vice President
and Chief of Staff vacant.
Kanu noted that the radio silence at the Presidential Villa
showed that all is not well with some key actors of the government.
Kanu had earlier claimed that Vice President, Prof. Yemi
Osinbajo is seriously ill with Coronavirus.
Recall that the Chief of Staff to the President, Abba Kyari,
tested positive for COVID-19 and has since been on admission while nothing has
been heard from President Buhari since his broadcast announcing the lockdown of
Abuja, Lagos and Ogun States over two weeks ago.
IPOB in its usual insinuations said the Buhari led
government has deceived over 200 million Nigerians.
The statement read “Have you ever wondered how corrupt
Fulani leaders managed to successfully deceive and enslave you and 200 million
other people in Nigeria since January 2017?
“With the use of common plastic surgery, hyper-realistic
Buhari face masks and the services of a very untalented and extremely clumsy
bunch of actors, they, Fulani cabals, successfully deceived millions of PhD
holders, veteran journalists, self-acclaimed leaders, opinion formers and a
vast army of intellectually impoverished and poverty-stricken social media
activists in Nigeria.
“As Aso Rock goes into its own administrative lockdown and
complete radio silence, allow me to announce an amazing opportunity for actors
to make a huge pile of money in this exceptionally difficult economic climate.
“Those with any form of passable acting skills or raw talent
as a ventriloquist and whose families are dying of hunger because of enforced
lockdown should apply immediately as there are many vacancies right now in Aso
Rock resulting from the disproportionate damage done by Coronavirus at the seat
of power in Abuja.
“There are also opportunities for good forgers, con artists,
scammers and fraudsters, especially those that passed through the highly
reputable Oluwale School of Forgery in Eko Lagos.
“Unemployed university graduates that may want to pursue a
career in the falsification of images i.e. photoshop and video manipulation,
should see this as a once in a lifetime opening to learn and acquire the
necessary skills on how to successfully deceive an entire country using only
fake pictures and manipulated videos.
“With Aso Rock devoid of ‘elected’ officials and the growing
need for Garba Shehu, Lai Muhammed and Femi Adesina to recruit suitable actors
to complement the excellent work Jubril Al-Sudani is doing in impersonating
Buhari, coupled with the urgent need to fill the vacancies now created by the
ill-health of ‘president’ Abba Kyari and missing Vice President Yemi Osinbajo,
candidates can now apply for any of the three roles.
“It comes with the excellent opportunity to live in Aso
Rock, working closely with top professional deceivers and Hollywood grade
makeup artists who will make you look like Abba Kyari, Yemi Osinbajo or the
late Buhari.
“This is a glorious opportunity no patriotic Nigerian with
dubious tendencies should ignore. You need not worry about your safety as there
will be 24-hour police and army protection. Mainstream Nigeria media have been
sufficiently bribed and intimidated there is little or no chance of press
exposure.
“We [will] use only our God-given truth to drive the final
nail into the coffin of the lying, thieving manipulative and deceptive Fulani
criminal gang that have used a combination of nepotism, terrorism, hunger and
intimidation to render the lives of millions worthless.”
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