In the third and final part of a three – part undercover
investigative series, FISAYO SOYOMBO documents the soft side of his time in
police cell and prison, and how prison, police and court officials conspired to
abduct him after his cover was blown.
I had not yet spent a full day at Pedro Police Station,
Shomolu, Lagos, when I asked myself the question: “Who sent me?” But it was
nothing new; I knew I would ask myself that question at some point during this
investigation, and I knew too that it would not make me call it off. If you
asked any hardcore investigative journalist, they would say the same of almost
every daredevil story they have covered.
As I lay in that warm cell in the wee hours of Tuesday July
9, it dawned on me that surviving the days ahead would require more than brawn.
Five of us ‘suspects’ had crammed ourselves into that narrow, filthy cell, all
wanting to get our bodies on that small mat but none fully succeeding. So,
intermittently, one suspect pushed or snuggled into the other. The four of them
were in deep sleep but I lay there wide awake. How could I sleep? To my
immediate left was Uchenna, whose snores could dwarf the grunt of an elephant;
and on my other side Austin, coughing so laboriously as though his heart was
about to be flung out through his mouth, and in a manner predisposing cellmates
to air-borne infections. The air was reeking of alcohol, too. Back in the
evening, one suspect had tipped a policewoman to help him buy two sachets of
gin that he didn’t down until just before midnight. I looked at the cell gate
again and it was firmly padlocked. There was no escaping; this would be my home
for a few more days.
Two of the next three days proved tumultuous, even for the
police officers.
It started over the night between Wednesday and Thursday, at
about 1am. Three of us were in the entire cell, but only Uchenna and I shared
the inner cell. Suddenly, he hit me in my deep sleep and asked me to look at a
hole in one of the walls of the cell. “There’s an eagle in that place,” he
howled, spilling a sachet of water in that direction. “Can you see it? That’s
the eagle!”
It marked the onset of a two-day turbulence in the cell.
Uchenna sprang up and began sprinkling water in all three rooms of the cell,
casting and binding, shouting and crying out prayers. “Jesus is here, Jesus is
here,” he screamed at a time. “Leave this place, you demon! No space for you
here. I am no longer with you. I’m a new man now. Jesus is here!”
Uchenna went on somewhat schizophrenically for the next six
to seven hours, punctuated only once by the arrival of Sunday and Japheth in the
cell. The police officers ignored him altogether, but we, the suspects, were
worried; we weren’t sure if he had run mad or if he was pretending, to force an
unlikely release. By Thursday, it had become so unbearable the officers had to
handcuff his left hand to the gate of an inner cell. It was a big shock to find
out he had disentangled himself in a matter of minutes. He was re-cuffed but he
again freed himself; this time, I caught him. He had signaled to Japheth to
help him fetch a sachet of water; with this, he greased his hand and the
handcuff, and boom, he was free again.
This time, the officers removed him from the cell gate and
chained him in the inner cell proper, alongside his helper Japheth who was
first blessed with a few smacks. Still, it didn’t deter Uchenna; it emboldened
him to tacitly pray for the death of the officers, over the night.
“Kill them all. Fire, burn you. In the name of Jesus. Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fireeeeeeeeeeee,” he yelled at one time. “Jesus is here. I need the fire from heaven, the fire from heaven, the fire from heaven. Jesus, release it on me now. You did not disappoint Elisha, Elijah… I need your fire now to quench and destroy all the people tormenting me. Die in the name of Jesus! You die! Dieeeeeeeee!!!”
Japheth, on the other hand, was having a torrid time. The inner cell in which they were caged was mosquito-infested, due in part to the volume of water Uchenna had moistened it with. Even when he wasn’t caged, I’d furtively observed how Japheth frequently scratched his crotch region with great discomfort, sometimes even peeping into his dingy briefs to catch a glimpse of what was going on down there. Now in that inner cell, it worsened. “My body is rotting,” he screamed in a manner that broke my heart. “Please help me, please!”
His pleas were loud, persistent and touching. “Help me
out!!!” he would say. ‘Who is there to help me out? My body is rotting. Help me
out! Help me out!!!”
Even though he had rebuffed my repeated warnings not to pass
water on to Uchenna, I felt pity for him. I would later crawl over to the cell
to hand him an anti-mosquito cream smuggled to me earlier in the day. It helped
a bit but didn’t entirely solve the problem.
It was such a relief to be taken out of the cell to the
court on Friday morning and to Ikoyi Prison in the evening. When 46 new
inmates, I think, arrived at the prison on Monday evening, I was stunned to
spot Uchenna’s sparkling white teeth shining through from the crowd. He had
become markedly lean and his laughter this time was shallow. How he got to
prison, I still don’t know.
THE SNIPER CHALLENGE
IS REAL
How many times have we read in
the papers and on social media how someone committed suicide by gulping a
bottle of the lethal insecticide, Sniper? It now appears many successful
suicide attempts escape media notice. On Friday, while taking in some fresh air
at the IPO’s office in anticipation of transfer to the court, a young man sped
into the police station with a little note in his hand. He pleaded for a police
report. His friend, an artisan in his late 20s whose wife had just been
delivered of a second baby, had made an attempt on his own life, leaving a
suicide note revealing his encounter with a diviner during which his struggles
in life had been linked to a family curse. He wrote that he was leaving to
escape the curse. Life hadn’t been completely snuffed out of him when he was
found, but the hospital to which he was rushed demanded a police report to
complement treatment. The guy who rushed in for the report owned the shop where
the suicide mission was surreptitiously executed. I could sense from his eyes
he thought he would be held liable should his friend pass on.
Having obliged, the Police were
shocked to see him again within 30 minutes of his exit. Well, the man died. His
family, summoned, started arriving one after the other. “He’s a very foolish
boy,” one of them, an uncle, said. “You have a wife; you have a baby; God just
blessed you with another. You may not be making millions but you’re not begging
or stealing to feed your family. Then you take your own life? He was extremely
stupid!”
After leaving the prison a week
later, I scoured the papers for this story. To my surprise, it didn’t make it.
CONGESTED PRISON CELLS
I was less than an hour old in
prison when I discovered stories of cell congestion were not made up. Sixteen
of us, I think, were taken in that Thursday. As is the practice with fresh
inmates, we slept in the welcome cell. The cell always had its own base members,
the number usually hovering between 10 and 15. The tradition was that stale
inmates slept ‘comfortably’; they didn’t have to shrink their bodies into
narrow spaces, even though they slept on bare floor with or without blankets
and bed sheets. Only the four most senior inmates slept on bunks bearing
threadbare mattresses. After the stale inmates had marked their territory in
the room, estimated to about 20 by 16 metres in size, the rest of us were
arranged like logs of wood on a trailer. None of us slept face down or face up;
we all slept on our sides, one’s head positioned in north-south fashion, the
other’s positioned south-north. If an inmate turned sideways, the next
complained. Therefore, from time to time, the Section barked out orders resolving
arguments from such tussles.
Little did we know we were lucky.
The 45 inmates who arrived five days later had no such luck; they sat down all
through the night! With the total number of inmates that night trumping 60,
there was no chance for sleep. Instead, they were arranged in long rows in
which an inmate sat in between the legs of the one behind him, and opened up
his own legs for the one in his front to sit. As I would later discover, more
than 3000 inmates inhabited a prison built for 800; of a higher consequence,
the number of awaiting-trial inmates usually hovered beneath or just over
2,500, proving the slow dispensation of justice is a major contributor to
prison congestion.
SUNKANMI IJADUNOLA… FROM BEATER TO PATRONISER
Over the course of my seven days
in prison, it was, quite simply, too easy for me to separate the corrupt
warders, who were in the majority, from the clean ones. The corrupt ones were
usually pensive and jittery whenever they came in contact with me, and they
were the ones who were most vicious during the initial attempt to unravel my
identity. I could see the apprehension in the eyes of two of those filmed
demanding and receiving bribes from me in court. The corrupt ones in the prison
yard who didn’t appear in the videos were nevertheless furious, knowing it
could have been them as well. The blameless ones wanted to know my mission
quite alright, but they were calm and civil with me. No violence; their
strategy was to engage with me and look out for any loopholes in my answers.
Fair enough.
Assistant Chief Sunkanmi
Ijadunola, for example, the word in prison was that he was one of the numerous
warders for sale. And, boy, was he vicious with the cane and, latterly, the
stick! If he was the only warder on duty, he would surely have beaten me to
death! No question. I remember he flogged me from his office to the records
office and back to another office just by the prison gate, where an apparently
senior warder appealed to him to stop the beating and remove my handcuff.
Rather than accede to that request, Sunkanmi claimed the key to the handcuff
was in his office. With his hands and that cane, he continued the beating until
we were back in his office; and in his office, he fetched the stick once again
and continued hitting the joints of my legs, elbows and shoulders. And in all
that period, my two hands were still handcuffed to my back. By the time he
belatedly lifted the handcuff, he and some warders had trumped up some
allegations against me and had succeeded in making some inmates believe I’d
come to film them and expose them to the world. They had also alleged that I
was plotting a jailbreak. I had a gang, they said, and I’d come to study the
prison’s security architecture, film it surreptitiously and send it to my gang
so we could finally return to set inmates free. Even while the beating was
going on, I found those claims so hilarious my inner laughter knew no bounds.
All this was on Saturday morning.
By evening when I finally revealed I was a journalist, I was stunned to see
Sunkanmi transform from a ruthless beater to a barefaced patroniser. First, he
asked if I would eat. He offered to buy the food but I knew it would be too
dangerous to eat. With the offer of food rejected, he bought me a stone-cold
bottle of Pepsi. When it arrived, I checked the seal very painstakingly to be
sure it hadn’t been previously opened. I drank it, knowing I could continue to
endanger my life if I flatly refused every offer. In the six days that
followed, Sunkanmi would buy me Pepsi on two more occasions. The arrogant man
that he is, he just couldn’t bring himself to verbally apologise for his
actions even though at least three other warders who didn’t lay a finger on me
had profusely apologized for his indiscretion in taking the law into his hands.
For Sunkanmi himself, the Pepsi was his way of saying ‘sorry’.
MOCKED BY INMATES
Other inmates were still locked
in their cells when Sunkanmi sent the Section of the welcome cell to fetch me.
But at about the time he was completing the first round of beating, the
convicted inmates were needed for a task. While they trooped out in their blue
uniforms, I noticed from afar how they giggled and pointed fingers at me. I was
sprawling on the ground with my hands chained back, but I looked at them
eyeball to eyeball and listened to their snide remarks.
“I thought he was gay,” one of
them said. “I heard he came here to record the prisoners and expose them to the
public,” remarked another. Some said nothing but cast nasty glances at me and
made funny gestures.
Still, I looked straight at them.
I was full of pity for them, in fact. I knew I had committed no crime in
practice, something not many of them could boast of. In the eye of the law,
they were convicts, some left with many months to serve, others even years.
They were stuck in there in the long term; I wasn’t. What irony that prisoners,
convicted prisoners, were mocking a fresh inmate who would be granted bail and
released in a matter of days!
But it wasn’t all gloom. One
convict and an awaiting-trial inmate showed me compassion. “Bros, there’s a lot
of sun here. Why not shift towards that side,” the convict told me as he swept
the expansive ground. It was soothing in that moment, so I asked him for his
freedom date, phone number and where I could find him afterwards. That day is
faraway but when it comes I’ll find him. And I’ll hopefully be friends with
him. The awaiting trial-inmate is now free; you already read about him in the
preceding series.
‘HOUSE ARREST’ IN PRISON
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| The scars of prison torture… after three weeks. |
Once the time came for me to
admit I was a journalist, the warders huddled together to discuss their next
line of action. I was isolated, like a bacterium from a colony, when I heard
Sunkanmi scream from afar: ‘Hey, squat down there!” That bark, quite frankly,
sums up the master-slave relationship that largely defines the handling of
inmates, even awaiting-trial inmates, by warders. No inmate in his right
senses, even if not yet declared guilty by the court, will approach a warder
for a conversation sitting or standing. He first has to “squat down”! It’s the
unwritten rule.
The warders’ deliberation soon
morphed into a full-fledged meeting. One after the other, they filed into a
room, but the meeting had barely taken off when the Comptroller of Prisons, Lagos
Command, phoned in. “What is going on at Ikoyi Prison?” I would later learn he
had asked. He had received a call from Abuja — the offshoot of my support
team’s activation of the Plan B reserved for the unlikely event that my cover
was blown. Shocked that the matter had reached Abuja in a little over an hour,
the warders started to become friendly and courteous, almost obsequious, with
me. Sunkanmi withdrew his squat-down order, asked me to sit in his office,
asked if I wanted to eat (which I politely declined) and sent an inmate to
fetch me a bottle of Pepsi. “Fisayo the big man!” he would later exclaim.
In the evening, after their
apprehension had subsided, I was plucked from Cell D2 to the welcome cell.
Their plan was to restrict me to that cell, and they were very strategic about
it. Sunday morning, a warder whose name tag included ‘Ishiguzo’ was my first
guest. I hadn’t even had a bath or brushed my teeth when he arrived. Ishiguzo
engaged me for well over an hour — on issues ranging from politics to governance,
love life, humanity and sex. No sooner had he left than Sunkanmi arrived. He
stayed close to an hour. I jumped into the bathroom after his exit but before I
was done, a third warder, Timmy, had asked after me. It wasn’t long before the
strategy was laid bare before me: I was under house arrest by style. The plan
was to take turns in engaging me, to such extent I couldn’t leave the cell
without wondering who was already waiting for me. Still, I occasionally managed
to wriggle my way out of the human cul-de-sac.
COMMUNICATION BY STYLE
My first days in the welcome cell
were hellish. No inmate wanted to talk to me or come near me. At night or
during the day when no warder was visiting, I lay alone in a corner. But when I
did, it was with my eyes open; I wasn’t sure no inmate was considering
attacking me. I didn’t blame them; a few warders had made them believe I was in
prison to record them and circulate their photos and videos online. Of course
that was false.
Soon, a lifeline presented
itself. I noticed during Ishiguzo’s first visit how all the inmates listened in
as we engaged. It became clear it was my clearest chance of explaining my
mission to the inmates. From then on, whenever a warder showed up, I made sure
not to always hand over the initiative to them. As the talks progressed, I
always found a way to redirect them to my reason for coming to prison. On an
occasion, I told them the real-life story of an acquaintance whose father died
of heart attack, due to delay in the availability of an ambulance and the
pot-hole ridden road leading to their estate in Ogba, Lagos. This was a
stupendously rich man who carved out heaven for his family in that estate, but
he was ultimately failed by his state. “No one — rich or poor, mighty or
miniature — is immune from the consequences of a malfunctioning society,” I
chipped in. “It’s the reason I’m here. If the criminal justice system works
effectively, everyone — policemen, lawyers, warders, even inmates — benefits.
If it doesn’t, we all lose someway — because we’re all in this vicious cycle
together. The only problem is that rather than enthrone a society that works
for all, too many want a society that works for them — at the expense of
everyone else.”
After hearing that, one warder
gave me a long, unusually emotive look, then nodded in affirmation. “You are
right,” he said. This warder — I won’t name him — was once a victim. He
narrated the experience. One of his children arrived at birth several weeks
premature, requiring mother and daughter to spend extensive time at a hospital.
He visited every day, before and after work. He soon noticed how quickly the
baby ran out of drugs he paid for through his nose, how drugs that should last
three days were gone in just over one. He observed the hospital keenly and
spotted a disturbing trend: the hospital was redistributing the drugs bought by
some patients, among those who couldn’t afford them! This warder was
distraught; he told me he felt cheated. I apologized to him for the unpleasant
experience, though this didn’t colour my knowledge of his aversion to my
mission in the prison.
So I asked him a question: “If
I’d undergone an undercover visit to that hospital to expose the disguised
robbery of some patients to treat others, would you have been unhappy with me, as
you are now?”
He went silent, but his eyes were
latent with penitence. He didn’t have to say it; I knew I had just won a
convert.
THE THOROUGHBRED PRISON WARDERS
On Sunday evening, some 24 hours
after my cover was blown, I was summoned to the building housing some offices,
including those of the Assistant Chief and the Chief. I was taken into an
office I’d never really taken notice of, welcomed by a burly but innocuous-looking
man, dark in complexion and spotting a noticeable belly. A warder I was seeing
for the first time instructed me to hold the recording devices found on me. He
held a regular camera opposite me, wanting to take pictures. I quickly posed
for the pictures so we could get down to business.
The dark man introduced himself
as “Mr. John, sent from Abuja to Lagos with taxpayers’ funds” to investigate my
matter.
“I’m sorry for disrupting your
Sunday,” I said. “You probably should be resting or relaxing with your family.”
“Not a problem,” he answered with
the kind of courtesy atypical of many of the warders I’d come across in prison
in those three days.
He asked to hear my side of
events. It was unarguably the longest single conversation I had with anyone in
prison. I explained my interest in the criminal justice system and the
justifications for my undercover method. “I wanted to experience what the
regular guy gets to taste in police cell, in court, in prison,” I told him.
“You’re never going to get this by talking to people; you have to taste it. And
if the system is itself clean, no warder should lose sleep over my presence.” I
told him some of my findings in undercover work, generally; I particularly
recall saying how much it “grieves my heart” and “burns my skin” the extent to
which Nigerians are short-changing their country for personal pecuniary
reasons. “We’ll ruin this country someday if we continue this way,” I
submitted. “We’ll bring it crashing to earth in a few decades.”
John proved himself a rare breed,
a cut above all other warders I encountered. I noticed how he listened to me
carefully, urged me to take my time, asked not to be distracted when some
warders thought we were taking too long, asked his questions politely, and
repeatedly asked for a description of the warder who spearheaded the beating
and the others who witnessed it. He also asked to know the officers in the
bribery video seized from me. “I apologise for the beating,” he said at some
point. “That was an exception; not the norm. It is not in the character of the
prisons service to take the law into its hands.”
We discussed a few other things
I’ll keep confidential — because he won my respect. Not to say he was perfect.
Although he repeatedly said he was from Abuja, lodged in Lagos on taxpayers’
account, I found out John was actually based in Lagos; he is the spokesman of
the Prison Controller in charge of Lagos. Still, he retains my respect with his
calmness and professionalism.
WHAT NIGERIANS CAN LEARN FROM
PRISONERS
I witnessed a few interesting
developments in prison, the most significant being the impressive levels of
tolerance level in the welcome cell. At the welcome cell, everyone made way on
the floor at or about 4:45am for Muslims to observe their call to worship and
the prayer proper. Just before 5:30am, the Muslim leader would begin winding
down the prayers “so that our Christian brothers can take over”. Whenever the
Muslims prayed, no one dared murmur, much less talk. And it was the same during
the Christians’ praise and worship, sermon and prayers. If Nigerians generally
had this level of tolerance for people of divergent faiths and ethnicities, our
peace and unity would be impregnable and boundless.
SHADILY RELEASED FROM PRISON,
ABDUCTED BY POLICE
 |
| Police officer Badmus |
My release from prison was complicated. The prison officials at Ikoyi desperately wanted my bail to sail through; the more I stayed, they reasoned, the higher the chances I could implicate them. But the ones in court, specifically the corrupt ones I filmed, preferred that I rot in jail. The latter group would then work closely with officials at the Magistrate Court, Yaba, to keep me back in prison. Therefore, what would have been a simple granting of bail was repeatedly frustrated. The court wouldn’t grant me bail after conditions had been met — until the intervention of senior judicial officers on Friday July 19. The court then granted me bail but a sinister plot was hatched.
Some court officials,
collaborating with prison warders in court, alerted the Police to my release
date and time. They only contacted my legal team hours after they’d notified
the prison of my impending exit. Then the prison itself fast-tracked my
release; the strategy was for me to be out of prison before the arrival of my people.
And it worked. I stepped out of prison and had barely walked 50 metres when
three gun-wielding policemen swooped on me, truncating my delirium at finally
tasting freedom after eight dramatic days in prison that indeed seemed like
eight weeks. One corked his gun while the other two hooked me by the waist. I
was still figuring out the confusion when two plain-clothed officers stepped
forward from the rear, bearing a handcuff. I knew them. Crime Officer Badmus
and Inspector Obadiah from Pedro Police Station. I slid my hands into the
handcuff and watched Badmus pay off the Ikoyi prison policemen. He made for the
same rickety bus with which we went to court the previous week, while Obadiah
frisked me and bundled me in. My lips were static but I started to pray in my
spirit.
What are they going to do to me?
Kill me extra-judicially? Rope me into an existing crime in another police
station? I was still drunk in thoughts when Badmus interrupted me with an
instruction to Obadiah: “Search him very well to confirm he doesn’t have a
phone on him.” It was then I knew I was in big, big trouble. Why the
desperation to ensure I can’t reach anyone? This was a little before or after
5pm.
MIRACULOUS RELEASE
 |
| Police officer Obadiah |
The sun was starting to set when
we arrived at Pedro, where my repeated pleas to contact my lawyer were
rebuffed. “If you have a phone on you, bring it out and call your lawyer,”
Obadiah said, knowing I didn’t have one. “It is not our work to give you a
phone to make phone calls.”
There were multiple signs that
the decision was to commit me to cell that night. However, some 23 minutes
before midnight, their hands were forced. I stepped out of the station in the
most unpredictable of circumstances. What happened between my arrival at the
station and my enforced release at about 11:37pm is only the stuff of movies.
I’d watched similar plots unfurl in movies, without the knowledge it was
possible in real life. It is an experience that cannot be sufficiently captured
in journalese. You will read those details in a book — if I get the right
backing and if I’m alive to tell it — but, until then, spare some thoughts —
and prayers — for Nigeria. If I were a judge I would pronounce Nigeria’s
criminal justice system ‘guilty as charged’, knowing, from this experience,
that majority of its actors and gatekeepers are deserving of various lengthy
times behind bars.
This is the third and final
installation of a three-part series. You may read Part I here, and Part II
here.
This investigation was published
with collaborative support from Cable Newspaper Journalism Foundation and the
International Centre for Investigative Reporting (ICIR)
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