1. If Nigeria breaks, some people in the country would have no where to run to, but for me and my people in Adamawa Kingdom, we will pack our luggage and whatever we have and join our kith and kin in Cameroun - Lamido of Adamawa
2. “We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God" - Stella Oduah
3. About a week after blaming doctors, lawyers, teachers for the NIS stampede and tragic death of job applicants ,
Minister of interior, Abba Moro says "I take responsibility for the tragic death of 16 job applicants"
4. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria.” – GEJ
5.Channels TV Interview with NSCDC boss
What is the website of NSCDC “I cannot categorically tell you one now".....When pressed futher
he says " “Hmmm, the website is, excuse me, my Oga at the top knows the website”. He again, cleared his throat and said: “My Oga at the top is working on the website and I don’t have them”.
When the presenters insisted that he give a functioning website address of the para-military outfit, he dropped the bombshell: “ww.nscdc, that’s all”. .” – Obafaiye Shem
6. “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan
7. “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar
8. “Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru Dikko
9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” – David Mark
10. “The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States.” – Yakubu Gowon
11. “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich.” – Ikedi Ohakim
12. “At 50, Britain was still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly.” – Diezeani Allison- Madueke
13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo
14. “The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State
15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donate my family” – Dame Patience Jonathan
16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result.” – Chris Uba
17. “I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment.” – Dame Patience Jonathan
18. “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” – Dame Patience Jonathan
19. “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” - GEJ
20. “We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku.
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Na so dey rule us.
ReplyDeleteLolllll, I really dont know which is the most embarrassing of all the comments by prominent nigerians- minus d ones frm our precious Dame
ReplyDeleteSee the poor quality of people rulling Nigeria...even them dntbeleive in the country that's why they want to finish it, competing to destroy by stealling and by words of mouth.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder they can't deliver. What a shame prominents
ReplyDeleteLolllll,see what a civil defence boss is saying,I just don't know the adjective to quality him.I still dey laff oooooO
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha he he he he. ROTFL.
ReplyDeleteUncle Maku and Dame Patience Standout in this most definitely.
God is our help in Nigeria
@ maku thanking GEJ for bringing FB to nigeria. I refuse to believe this waz said by a whole minister of info. of a nation, now I know his level of reasoning. No wonder he talks without sense. Definitely d worst
ReplyDeleteThey go back history lane to sieve out occurences that has no relevance with the present situation. These people are clueless about leadership so I dont blame them.
ReplyDeleteWritten and oral examinations should be conducted for our future leaders for these mistakes are more than the proverbial slips of tongue. There should be two papers in English language and their mother tongues. I de laugh oooooo.
ReplyDelete@salihu oba. U self can blow grammer oo "see what a civil defence boss is saying". Imagine that ! So its bound to happen once in a while. Nobody is above mistake.
ReplyDeleteIts a shame!
ReplyDeleteYou guys don't take cognizance of the most shocking of all “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result.” – Chris Uba
ReplyDeleteThat is how PDP wins election in 9ja 2015, please shine your eyes.
I stilll dain laugh loud!!!!
ReplyDeleteOur first lady carried the day.
ReplyDeleteI dey lauf. patience dame are u comedian u should work I go dye or the should have made u minister for state jokes lol
ReplyDeleteShameless leaders. Rubbish
ReplyDeleteDame stands out as the most hilarious comment from 1st to 4th but Maku has to be blatantly ignorant as he goes around talking and believing Nigerians believe in him, that man talks like a Bugaboo...
ReplyDeleteThey don't know and they won't allow people who are knowledgeable get to the top. It is obvious that shallow- minded,myopic people are the leaders in Nigeria. I just pray it won't be too long again before God liberates us. These statements are quite appalling!
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