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39 comments

  1. Cathfo Global ConceptsFebruary 27, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    What is dis? I can't stop laughing, dis is ridiculous.

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  2. Laffin my ass out this is so funny

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  3. These people should repent before it's too late for them. God can not be mocked. Whatsoever a man soeth, he shall reap. I know they do it for money

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  4. All naa business .


    Naija with church business .



    I dey fill Naija.

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  5. Rotfl this is crazy!!!!!!to think sane people actually get attracted to these flyers and posters is sad.Can't stop laughing kai kai

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  6. Hahahahahaha...what is happening to churches of this day.This is ludicurous.

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  7. Hahahaha! Dah 1 na chelsea church ni? Na like dis people go dey dey?

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  8. Are u surprised? Some of these pentecostal churches are business centres. That is why u get reports of pastors being robbers,rapists,kidnappers,adulterers,dupes etc. It is our system.

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  9. Pure fufillment of the bible(2 Tim3:1--9).

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  10. An experienced fisherman once said that every fish has its bait. If these 'tricks' can bring those attracted by them to Christ, God's will is done.
    If it does not appeal to you, it fascinates somebody. I don't think there is need for all these unreasonable comments.

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  11. Very funny indeed By dr fruit we shall know dem

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  12. I tink its jst crazy, secularism must not b brot into Christianity, it might just adulterate the system of Christianity. Kudoz 2 d brains behind dis research.

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  13. @ Clement Akinbode-can you build the truth on a foundation of lies? If the truth MUST be spoken there is no other way than that. There is no bait issue in christiandom, either you are for Christ or not. Watch yourself if you are not one of them!

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  14. The Bible say,"flee all appearances of evil" so anytin dat luks 'like' evil, I will just run for dear life!

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  15. FA MA BA'ADAL HAQQI ILLAD DHALAL? FOR INDEED IN THE ABSENCE OF TRUTH (CORRECT GUIDANCE) THERE IS NOTHING BUT MISGUIDANCE. THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO PEOPLE OF REASON THAT WHAT YOU ARE INTO IS NOTHING BUT CONFUSION AND FALSEHOOD.

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  16. JESUS CHRIST NIGERIA PLC. The quickest way to make money in Nigeria.

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  17. Competing with Oyakhilome, TB Joshua and the likes for market share requires aggressive, out of the ordinary, sales pitch.

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  18. hmmmmmmm! all in d name of making money.............. one day na one day sinner man go die him no go fit come back to repent again!!.God is not a man to joke with nor a man to use to make money. be wise!

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  19. "KhatamalLaahu ala qulubihim wa ala sam'ihim wa ala absarihim ghishawa..." Indeed Allah has placed a barrier in their hearts and in their hearing and in their sights. They have eyes but they can't see the truth, they have ears but they can't hear, they have heart but they can't think. Their abode is the fire of Hell. Repent before it's late.

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  20. Hahahahahahaha!All nah for money purpose! Even a rest room could be converted to a church!! Well i am not suprised bcos d bible has foretold it in Matthew 24:3-11, 2 Timothy 3:1-7&13 and if it were not happening like this, how could u and i know and believe that its time to get closer to our Creator?

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  21. Acts like this make it inevitable to doubt the veracity of not only the Christian faith, but all religions. These posters clearly and evidently represent the most carnal and mundane of all life interests. Imagine an invitation to dance 'kukere' for Jesus! Kukere fa! Reflect on the erotic butt and waist shaking and swinging...!!

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  22. No be small thing Oº°˚

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  23. I know na all this ibo churches i mean penticostal churchea will be doing all this churches like CAC Anglican can not do this...end time is here

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  24. hhmh to Allah we belong and unto him is our return this is how christianity their actualy worship their all worship pointles futile vanity wich kind of demonically way its ? Christianity its satanity rilegion I want u to realize muslim is the only way to salvation i swear

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    1. My D̶̲̥̅̊έA̶̲̥̅̊я do nt judge, in dat same ur righteous religion boko haram......Emated 4rm there.....re they nt muslims? Watch wat U̶̲̥̅̊ say

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  25. church business ventures......................................

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  26. REF: "KhatamalLaahu ala qulubihim wa ala sam'ihim wa ala absarihim ghishawa..." Indeed Allah has placed a barrier in their hearts and in their hearing and in their sights. They have eyes but they can't see the truth, they have ears but they can't hear, they have heart but they can't think. Their abode is the fire of Hell. Repent before it's late.


    Jazakallahu khairan

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  27. U see, it is clear that ISLAM is the one and only true religion. Therefore accept "YA ALLAH AS UR GOD AND PROFECT MUHAMMED(SAW) AS IS MASSEGER" now now now before it is too late. SALAM

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  28. Not a matter of religion, we are saying reality. Whatever work you do as a Pastor you will give account of all of them, whether it be good or bad,
    Time shall tell.

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  29. diss is all foolishness. God abeg na like dis we go dey dey?

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  30. I 'm happy to have seen all these!Now i know my jesus is real indeed!These are all signs of end time.HALLELUYAH my JESUS CHRIST is coming soon!(matt 24:1-51.BE WATCHFULL!!!!!

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  31. ROLMFO at the pictures but about comments. Yo guys kill me.

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  32. DID JESEU EVER HAD A POSTER? WOT IS ALL WITH THIS FIREMAN CHURCH LET BE CAREFULL WITH WOT WE MINGLE WITH

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  33. Na God go save us

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  34. Mr . Islamic quotation u should know that any thing that is original must have counterfeit. he that is just let him remain just and he that is unjust let him remain unjust. just make sure u make heaven and pls tell those your boko haram monster brothers that they are suffering from jahilci.

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